Crack a joke or make a sarcastic comment about the danger. Crack a joke to get people's attention. Someone hanging from a cliff says 'Hey guys? ) Argue or speak casually while the danger is going on, usually about something tangential. Bonus points if the argument briefly stops for one of the heroes to.

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— A common trend for characters in works of fiction is to shrug off danger or laugh at it. In totally serious drama, characters might be crying in fear or 'shell-shocked' from life-threatening situations, but in any other genre, characters react to danger in any number of more calm ways: • Crack a joke or make a sarcastic comment about the danger. • Crack a joke to get people's attention.

Someone hanging from a cliff says 'Hey guys? ) •, usually about something tangential. Bonus points if the argument briefly stops for one of the heroes to shout 'look out!' And then resumes shortly afterward. Points also awarded if a character in danger suddenly focuses on a complete non-sequitur to the action ('Your hair looks fantastic!'

• Act as if the danger is real in their dialog, but speak calmly about it. See also and. Depending on how it's handled, the first three occur most often in comedic shows, while the last one is most common in shows that don't lean too far towards humor, or want to be more realistic. The first three also happen fairly often in more serious works, but often with an edge of sarcasm or bitterness, implying that the hero isn't feeling particularly mirthful about the situation. There's some truth to this. People in real life professions such as police or military become so used to life-threatening situations occurring every week, or even multiple times a day, that they end up engaging in Casual Danger Dialog all the time. For example, Evan Wright's nonfiction book has accounts of United States Marines under heavy machine gun and mortar fire and in the middle of pitched gun battles remaining calm under pressure.

Even ordinary people can end up this way, as it's well-known that many people use humor or sarcasm as a way of coping with stress or fear. Usually done for comedic effect in comedies, naturally. May involve some amount of. Contrast and, which involves meaningless exclamations that can seem as unrealistic as a quip. Truly when dealing with dramatic dialogue. The other intended effect is to communicate just how used to these situations the heroes are. When things are so bad that they don't do it, see.

If the person receives a phone call during a tense situation, and picks it up to complain about the timing of the call, see. See and for meandering/meaningless arguments to be had in situations such as this. A subtrope of.

• This is a pretty common occurrence throughout the English dub of. Sure the Digidestined may be facing a monster that holds the fate of the two worlds in its hands, but that won't stop them from making small talk and cracking jokes during the battle. All of them are 12 or under so it's likely a combination of stress relief and trying to distract each other from the situation. Tends to engage in this the least which fits his more serious nature.

• Spike Spiegel in shows this kind of behavior every time he is in a dangerous situation, probably because he already thinks he's living on borrowed time, and anyone he meets could be coming to collect. One notable exception is during his fight with Tongpu. That guy must've been too freaky, even for Spike.

During the JSSDF assault on NERV's headquarters, Misato is cracking jokes, but then again, she's singlehandedly demolishing the entire JSSDF squad that's hunting down Shinji. • Boss Chang from engages in this during the Hansel & Gretel arc. Chang and a group of his are outside Verrochio's place and he casually mentions, 'You may want to duck'. Seconds later one of Verrochio's goons goes flying through the air and the ducks and barely manages to avoid being hit by the body. • He also does this during the 'Goat Jihad and Rock and Roll' arc, engaging in banter with Revy and generally being ultra cool as the two of them blast up terrorists to lead the others out.

After Earth 2013 Hindi Torrent Download. • The title character in does this regularly. One of the earlier examples has him calmly walking towards his gigantic wolf-like older brother muttering 'yeah yeah, 'roar roar' to you too.'

• Knuckles and Rouge play this out in an episode of. The building they are in is collapsing around them, bombs they set up are about to explode, and all they can do is argue with each other. • In, Kuroh and Misaki have such an easy time beating the mooks from Jungle that they can just stop for Kuroh to play one of his and ask Misaki what he thinks,. • • The first episode has a memorable example when Bulma is abducted by a pterodactyl while taking a bathroom break. After Goku defeats the pterodactyl and she ends up with her shirt caught on a tree branch on a cliff, she shouts 'I'm having a crisis over here!'

With an annoyed voice. If you look closely, her 'crisis' isn't the near-death situation.

She never got to go to the bathroom, and is now peeing down the cliff. • has a tradition for Goku to turn up at the last second, see all his friends beaten to death or near-death by the latest superpowered villain, and completely ignore the villain in favour of ensuring his friends' safety and having a chat with them. Examples include when he finally turns up to face Nappa, and finally recovers enough to face Frieza. He also tends to chat with the villain, like him having casual conversations with Frieza about fighting styles before things became really serious. In Super, he wishes Bulma a happy birthday and apologizes for not bring a gift when Beerus is ready to blow up the planet.

Overlaps with; the title samurai throws thugs around while hitting up her partner for lodging cash. Said partner has been imprisoned in a dungeon and she's breaking in.

• The manga starts off with Koro-sensei casually dodging a heavy barrage of gunfire from his students while he calls out each of their names to take attendance. When one student fails to answer back, Koro-sensei politely asks him to speak up over the sound of the gunfire before resuming the roll call. • In, Tchaikovsky casually comments on a furious Wagner’s 'boring' behavior after kicking him down so Beethoven could douse him in alcohol. He also gave advice to Brahms on how to insult someone while Wagner was grabbing him by the collar and shaking him because he had insulted him. • Some form of this will happen if two heroes end up in the same room together. • loves doing this.

It's been hinted this is actually a coping mechanism (if he's cracking jokes, he's too distracted to be afraid). Spidey (and thus the fans) refer to this type of dialogue as. • Other writers have said that this is a coping method for boredom. Given that he fights primarily by instinct and thinks so quickly that fights may as well be playing in dramatically slow motion, his upper thought processes have a lot of spare cycles to devote to a running commentary. • His quipping has also been called a mode of managing his enemies, if he keeps them annoyed enough, they'll only target him, as opposed to nearby civilians, and if he keeps them angry enough, they get sloppy. • Spidey's tendency to chat mid-battle seems to be infectious: the can hold entire conversations while surrounded by ninjas/demons/copycat villains.

•, being a, has weaponized his to the point that his enemies have problems focusing on the task at hand. It's occasionally contagious: when working with the X-Men, he caused Beast to spout off some bad puns. • In, and argue as to what Dick's batons are called as being chased down by a killer giant robot. Kara lampshades it.

Kara: You really think this is the time for a semantics debate? • Hilarious example happened in. Deadshot and Jeanette were meeting with the client at the edge of a cliff. When the client appears, his personal female killer grabs Deadshot by the throat and holds him over the cliff.

Meanwhile the client's personal assistant monologues about how the best way to control someone is the death threat, and to prove his point, asks Deadshot what he thinks, knowing that his slightest whim can mean his death. Deadshot responds that he wasn't listening because he was too busy having sexual fantasies. • do this many times when they singlehandedly and casually beat the crap out of Roman legions. It certainly helps the fact that they are powered by a magic potion which grants them superhuman strength. • In, Madelyne Pryor once took time out from being tortured to have a chat to a friend. Okay, to a demon.

•: Stephanie Brown -alias Batgirl II- is an expert at this, often sharing wisecracks with her mission control while in the middle of a fight. When she and are being in issue #14 of, Batgirl tries to apologize for how their night out has been sidetracked.

Paris: Are you trying to scare me? Because, good job.

Nice use of terror. • The comic is filled with Casual Danger Monologues. • The first issue of sees the captain (a cartoon rabbit) falling from a great height, seemingly to his doom. He spends the entire plummet making punny observations about the situation, and ends.

Catches him, btw. • The do this on a nearly constant basis during their fights. • In, several of 's scenes have him simultaneously conducting a phone conversation and fighting a villain.

He's got a bomb. I'll call you tonight, all right?' • movie parodies frequently have characters (including those on opposite sides) having long conversations during battles, chase scenes and other dangerous situations, often commenting on the absurdity of the story. • One issue of has the team continuing to play a game of truth-or-dare while battling a host of giant snake monsters. • When ended up in the universe, he ran into the. They considered him such a low-level threat that they paused to have an impromptu trivia contest to determine which one of them would be responsible for kicking his ass. Applejack: That was mighty impolite of him to throw me down here like this.

•: Despite the fact that they're in a massive battle against the Canterlot Royal Guards at the time, Spike and Spyro end up pausing during it to discuss one another powers. •, a brilliant Halo 3 fanfic has Shipmaster Vtan, alone with a jammed weapon, hearing the enemy charging at his position and absently remarking, 'Disconcerting.' • In, this is often used by Harry (along with a great deal of ) every time he and Voldemort have a showdown. Hey don't go yet. I'm free to talk right now. It has been so long since we last had a chat.” A few more gun shots were heard, along the ping of bullets against metal, followed by screams of agony. He heard her shout in the back, her hand pressed against her cell phone muffling the sounds, 'Do you mind?!

I'm taking a call here!!' “Geez, no manners at all.” • The has a fight scene in the between the Elements of Harmony and Discord's that's so that Applejack and Rarity are able to have a philosophical debate while kicking flank. • has Timmy attempting a rescue of Tootie and holding back a massive inferno of explosions with a slowly failing shield. She shows up, having busted herself out, and proceeds to argue with him over how bad of a job he's done on it himself, then takes her time on figuring out what to do about the raging fires about to break through the shield while still trading snarks with Timmy.

• has start off her first meeting with by having some small talk after he tries to kill her. She starts off the second by offering him and Haku tea. • Naruto: Demon's Path. Naruto, Haku and Zabuza end up trapped in the mansion by a villain.

This happens. [Zabuza looks on as the wall locks up on him] Villain: Hello Mister Momochi.

Zabuza: Isn't it supposed to be Welcome to my parlour said the spider to the fly? Villain: [sincerely] You'd be surprised how old that one gets. [meanwhile as Naruto and Haku deal with a of guards] Naruto: Ya know. Zabuza's gonna bitch about how you didn't kill the guys upstairs right? Haku: I suppose so. Naruto: I can hear the lecture now.

You boys need to get serious or it will lead to your death and more importantly mine. Haku: [chuckles] • In one story of the, Danny and Sam have a pleasant conversation while in the middle of battles with Technus and Skulker. • In, Silvia tells Joe how to use his new combat form as the latter's fighting against Big John and his troops. 'We're in the middle of a fight, you damn cross-dresser.' • Twilight and Trixie spends the majority of arguing and bickering even as they infiltrate the Lord Umbra's lair.

Including defeating the villain's entire army of Tartarus-summoned beasts while arguing over the relative merits of Starswirl the Bearded as a contributor to the field of magic. And eventually devolving into petty name-calling, while still fighting. They don't let up until Lord Umbra parades out his greatest beastie.

At which point Trixie just remarks that he must be compensating for something. • in Ruby does this, when she and Miltia walk into the middle of a confrontation between India and Venus and a gang of faunus. •: During the chaos of the, Uloobu and Tyscene still manage to find the time to flirt with each other and set up a date for afterwards. Xekrai has to shout at them to focus on the fight. • During her sword fight with the Rat King in, Trixie and her enemy at one point have a polite conversation about and their mutual love of, including the fact they're only screaming at this point because they're having a sword fight and it'd be less dramatic if they weren't.

Justified, as Trixie's using the conversation to • is rife with this. From small scale fights to the epic melee of the, everyone finds the time to make small talk and pithy comments, especially the teenagers - though in the latter case it's pretty openly stated to be a coping mechanism, and one that frequently complains about. • In Harry and Carol's case, it usually includes a rich vein of, which they then strenuously deny, claiming to be. Absolutely no one is fooled. •: • Happens in Chapter 7, while navigating the Grand Line's weather for the first time, after Cross has finished expressing how much he loves feeling alive, Nami snaps for him to get to work.

Pacha: Uh-oh! Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a. Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?

Pacha: Most likely. Kuzco: () Bring it on. • This one's more shell-shock than disregard for danger.

At this point in the story, Kuzco has been booted in the nuts by fate so often that the waterfall genuinely isn't all that scary anymore. It'll certainly be an improvement over the days leading up to this moment. • In Disney's, during the big fight at the archery tournament, Robin proposes to Marian and they then proceed to discuss plans for their honeymoon and how many children they should have while fighting off Prince John's goons. • In, when a stampede heads towards Timon and Pumbaa in the canyon. Hiccup: Welcome aboard, Dragon Rider.

Eret: Uh, thanks, I think. Astrid: Where have you been? Hiccup: Well, y'know, catching up with Mom.

(Astrid sees Valka, standing atop Cloudjumper in full armor, the Bewilderbeast behind her) Astrid (amazed): That's your mother? Hiccup: Well, now you know where I get my dramatic flair. • In, the Adelita Twins have a petty little arguement during the battle. Granted, they're skilled fighters with years of experience and already long dead, so what else are they scared of? Not being able to join the fun?

• In Dick and Dora Charleston have an extremely nonchalant—indeed emotionless—conversation about the deadly scorpion on their bed who will force them to remain perfectly still, quite possibly for the rest of their perhaps short lives. Later, when the killer asks Dick how they escaped, he replies in a perfectly calm and carefree, cordial tone: 'We didn't: it stung Dora. The poison's in her system right now. We have fifteen minutes to get to a hospital.'

• is a perfect example of this trope, particularly when it's. • Jake and Elwood engage in these during both in. Not once do they acknowledge the police or the ridiculousness of the situation, instead commenting on interesting items and sales while driving through a shopping mall., including lines like 'Pier 1 Imports,' 'This place has got everything,' and 'The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.' •: • Whenever anybody gets into a fight, they're unusually calm about it. Anakin: We lost something. Obi-Wan: Not to worry—we are still flying half a ship. Most characters' voices show some controlled degree of strain or alarm at various points, but Wedge is calm and professional from 'Red Leader, standing by' to 'I'm already on my way out.'

In the, he's said to have ice in his veins - he never panics. Which is funny when one remembers his alarmed observation on the size of the Death Star in the original movie. • Red Leader never raises his voice during the assault on the first Death Star (except for his jubilant 'It's away!' When he launches his torpedoes, and his defiant scream as his crippled fighter is about to plow into the surface). Even when he announces the fatal damage that kills hims to Luke he calmly reports he just lost his engine and orders him to make his attack run, as calmly as if he were ordering dinner at a drive-thru. • When Indiana Jones and his father are trapped in a burning room in, daddy has such helpful observations as 'The floor is on fire' and 'Our situation has not improved.' • In, Indy pauses in the middle of a chase scene to give a student study advice.

Bonus points to said student for having the chutzpah to ask for it when his teacher's just crashed through the library on a motorbike. • Ironically, the advice Indy gives the student is to read V. (Vere) Gordon Childe, a passionate and well-known Marxist - while being hotly pursued by a couple of Commie thugs. • Later on in the movie, as Indy and Marion are sinking into a drysand pit, he attempts to educate Mutt on the difference between quicksand and drysand.while he is sinking deeper by the second. • From the movie, Jo & Bill are in Jo's truck. Bill is driving, and they're bickering.

At one point, in a completely nonchalant tone of voice, Jo asks. Butch: What's the matter with you? Sundance: I can't swim! Butch: (pause, then raucous laughter) Are you crazy?! The fall will probably kill you! • Mocked mercilessly in.

One section shows British army officers in Africa completely ignoring a raging battle in their own camp. • In there is a character played by Eric Idle who casually tells the man sending him off to be crucified that he's been set free and then laughs and cheerily admits he was yanking his chain when the man believes him, and walks off to get his cross. Later he asks the guards what the hold up is and japes, 'How 'bout a reach-around? We've got time.'

Upon being put up on the cross he tells Brian, 'See? Not so bad once you're up.' • Similarly mocked in where Governor Sir Ruff-Diamond, his wife and special guests are having a sit-down meal while the natives are massacring the guards outside. This is because he said earlier. President Merkin Muffley: Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb. The Bomb, Dmitri. Queens Of The Stone Age Reissue Rar on this page. The hydrogen bomb!

Well now, what happened is, ahm, one of our base commanders, he had a sort of. Well, he went a little funny in the head, you know, just a little. He went and did a silly thing. Well, I'll tell you what he did: He ordered his planes.

To attack your country. Ah, well, let me finish, Dmitri. Let me finish, Dmitri. Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?

Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dmitri? Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello? Of course I like to speak to you!

Of course I like to say hello! Not now, but any time, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened. It's a friendly call. Of course it's a friendly call.

Listen, if it wasn't friendly, you probably wouldn't have even got it. • In the 2005 remake of, when Franz is pointing a gun at Max and Leo, Max quips to Leo 'Remember when I said I'd tell you when we were in too deep? We're in too deep.' (Also said in the stage show.) • Downplayed in (2008). While chasing a bad guy, Max drives the pursuit vehicle through various hazards. When the car finally stops, a swordfish from a sign they crashed through has narrowly missed impaling the Chief.

Throughout the chase, Max is discussing the broader situation and essentially oblivious to the car's surroundings, while the Chief is noticeably anxious about the various near-misses, especially the swordfish. Max: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Chief: I don't know, are you thinking ', a swordfish almost went through my head!' If so, then yes. When Harry and his wife are tied up by the bad guys, she asks if they're going to die. Harry listlessly replies 'Yep,' then continues with 'They're gonna shoot us in the head or they're gonna torture us to death or they're gonna leave us here when the bomb blows up.'

Made better by his following it up with a said in the exact same tone. Note that the former was the set-up for the latter, establishing the fact that he was, in fact, unable to lie: 'They've given me a truth serum.' 'Is it working?' 'Ask me something you know I'd lie to.' 'Are we going to die?'

•: • The bus chase has some. Namely, it starts off with this. Rick: Uh.Honey. These guys don't use doors. • At the climax of, Roger and Eve engage in witty banter while dangling by their fingertips from Mt.

• In, three characters chasing after a gun-wielding assassin discuss, among other things, the weather and the spelling of the driver's name. 'How do you pronounce it, like a stutter?' 'No, just a straight 'fuh'.'

•: • Egon Spengler is a master of this, almost to the point where he sounds bored even when he's supposedly being emotional in the. Robert Langdon: Oh, that's disappointing.

• In, the always understated title character is in the middle of a high speed chase, being pursued by the entire Parisian constabulary. Trying to keep calm for the benefit of his shell-shocked passenger, he remarks that 'We're going to have. A little bump here.' Before driving a Mini Cooper down three flights of stairs. • In, Ian Malcolm, Sarah Harding and Nick van Owen are stuck inside a two-section bus that has partly been pushed of a huge cliff (they're in the hangin.